I got a message from a friend last week – telling me that the End of the World is near, and that he has a Survival Kit for me. I hurriedly prepared to work so I could meet him. It was nice of another friend to actually get it for me. Here’s what I got.
It says that I should only open this in case of emergency. Define emergency.. Is it being stopped by a hot guy on your way home? I need to know what’s inside. So I opened..
I am surprised, I thought my own survival kit is enough.. Oh yeah, I have those cuffs and scarves. I actually have a black furry cuff which I gave away as a gift. Someone should make use of it.
I know what’s running in your mind right now, but the kit comes with an instruction and public advisory too.
|It’s 2012, the year the Mayans have predicted to be the end of the days.
Are you prepared?
Survivor, you are one of the chosen few
for what you hold in your hands are the keys to your happy survival.
So, take comfort in this kit.
It can spell the difference between merely surviving,
and surviving with great pleasure
in the DARK, DARK days ahead.